Meta & Google ads, managed honestly

I won’t promise
you the moon.

Every other agency is about to guarantee you a number. I won’t — because no one can promise results before they understand your business. What I’ll promise is simpler, and harder: I treat your budget like it’s mine, and you hear the truth at every step.

Start a conversation Meta & Google ads · flat monthly retainer

The honest version

Here’s the pitch every other agency gives you — and the one I actually make.

What they promise

Guaranteed leads, or your money back
10x ROAS in your first 30 days
A flood of cheap leads
Results while you sleep
Set it and forget it

What I promise

I treat your ad spend like it’s my own money
Customers worth more than they cost — not cheap clicks
When something isn’t working, you hear it first
No percentage-of-spend games — one flat retainer
We scale together — as a team, not a transaction

What I do

Paid advertising, run end to end.

You hand me the goal. I build the strategy, write the ads, launch the campaigns, and optimize them until the math works — across Meta and Google.

Strategy first

Before a dollar is spent, we get clear on your offer, your margins, and what a customer is actually worth. No spray and pray.

Built & launched

Campaigns built around your offer — creative, copy, targeting, tracking, all handled. You stay in your business; I run the ads.

Optimized for profit

I watch the numbers daily and cut what doesn’t work fast. The goal isn’t clicks or impressions — it’s return on every dollar in.

How I measure it

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Typical return on ad spend across the accounts I manage

You don’t care about clicks, views, or impressions — and neither do I. You care whether the money you put in comes back bigger. Most accounts I run land between five and ten times return on every dollar spent.

But real return isn’t getting someone through the door once. It’s what a customer is worth over time. I measure what it costs to acquire a customer against their lifetime value — CAC against LTV — because that’s the number that tells you whether your ads are building a business or just renting you a sale.

Five to ten times is an average, not a guarantee — and I’ll never pretend otherwise. Your result depends on your offer, your margins, and how honest we’re both willing to be about what’s working. If I don’t think ads are right for you, I’ll tell you that too.

How we work together

Less of a vendor. More of a partner.

Straight talk, always

Good news travels fast and bad news travels faster. You’ll never have to chase me for a real answer about your campaigns.

One flat retainer

You know your number every month. No surprise fees, no cut of your ad spend, no incentive for me to inflate budgets.

We coach, not just execute

Ads are one lever. I’ll help you align the rest — your offer, your follow-up, what a customer is worth — so leads turn into real revenue.

We scale as a team

When something works, we lean in together. When it doesn’t, we adjust together. Your growth is the only scoreboard that matters.

Start a conversation

Tell me what you’re trying to grow.

No pressure, no scripted sales pitch. Just a straight conversation about whether I can actually help — and I’ll tell you if I can’t.

Got it — I’ll be in touch personally within one business day. Talk soon.